Which would win and why?

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Bear or Shark?

  1. Bear

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  2. Shark

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  1. Nugsy 1

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    The shark. Just because I think it would run rings around the bear. Unless the bear has the sense to get out of the water.
    As for John Cena - He's a big muscly actor. I know Google says wrestler but that's just an actor. He couldn't win a real fight against a mere man let alone a bear or shark.
    Chuck Norris has to be infirm by now isn't he?
    Did you make up "one punch man"?
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    No he didn't boy'o
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  3. VictorViolet

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    My rationale would be that the shark would only really get one strike against the bear, which would have to be a killing blow because the bear can attack with claws AND teeth. However, sharks swim a lot faster than bears. So I think it depends on how close the shark can get to the bear and whether it lucks out on the first strike. I think the bear would likely win due to the dexterity of it's attacks.

    Thoughts?
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    How dare he not know of the most powerful superhero in the universe
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    Something tells me a non-shark-bear related tangent is approaching......
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    He's only a superhero for fun
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    Where muh season two damnit!?!!
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    Im pretty sure the shark would win if the bear was in the ocean. Sharks wont be on land so bear get fucked lol
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    Obviously the shark, the bear has one big disadvantage..

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    Sharks the bear is disadvantaged in the water. A shark is no salmon. However, its best to test this irl we just need to figure out how to sneak a shark in the zoos bear enclosure

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